Poor Mr. CoffeePot

It is always sad when someone you love leaves you for someone else. Mr. CoffeePot is feeling this pain. Nannies has a new favorite friend. It's the blender. To add insult to injury (or in this case, injury to insult) she repeatedly kicked the coffee maker while making flirt eyes and whispering (okay, squealing) sweet nothings to the blender. Perhaps I should move him across the kitchen so he doesn't have to see her flaunting her new relationship under his nose. It seems like the kindest thing to do.